Monday, July 10, 2006

being f***ed up is when

1) u misplace ur SIM card in a foreign country and cant find it despite turning ur room upside down for 2 nites

2) no amt of eye cream can stop ur eye lids from flaking and looking red and swollen

3) the lousy internet connection in ur apartment is screwed up and logs u offline 3 times in 5mins

4) u have to call ur mum to get a replacement SIM card and post it to u in the foreign country and having to pay for it coz its the 2nd time round u need to replace the blardy thing

5) the heels of ur pricey pretty shoes are scratched and damaged from walking and getting stuck between the cobblestones

6) all ur other colleagues are having friends over and ur the only 1 Alone with a prefix 'pathetically'

7) u have nobody to talk to and can only post ur grouses on some online blog server

8) the triple chocolate mousse dessert had expired by the time u take it out of the fridge to have it for dinner

9) 1 of the pathetically few hangers u've been provided broke n u end up having to triple hang all ur skirts

10) all ur skirts are crumpled because u triple hang them on a hanger and u cant wear them unless u press them the nite before

11) ur back and shoulders are killing u and the pharmacy doesn't stock muscle-ache relief plasters.. havent they heard of Salonpas/Tiger Balm?!?!

12) u start wondering tt maybe the very reason ur f***ed up is because u simply r

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