trippin all over

mai engrish bery blad?

me : Hi there. Do you have a doggie bag?
waitress at the cafe : What?!!
me: Urm.. a bag so that I can pack my sandwich?
waitress : .... *looks at me like i speak Swahilli"
fren: we want to take-away our sandwiches
waitress: oh! the containers are at the salad bar

question: dont understand 'doggie bag', nvm. i told her i wanna pack my sandwich! how come she doesnt understand me??


me: excuse me. how do i get to london bridge station
counterguy at train station: where??!!
me: *sigh* London Bridge Station
same guy: oh! go up to platform 4 n take it all the way
me: thanks
* proceeds to go thru the wrong gantry and had to ask another tube personnel how to get to PLATFORM 4*
me: hi, how do i get to platform 4?
woman: where???
me: i need to go to LONDON BRIDGE STATION
woman: go up, turn rite n up the escalators
me: :)

*goes all over the place trying to go up, turn rite n up the escalators, i finally arrived on platform 4*

train comes n it just doesnt look rite... london bridge on purple line.. the train is going on the yellow line.. n its train, not tube leh...

me: hi. im trying to get to london bridge. does this train goes there?
lady on platform: no.
me : *omg! where is london bridge?*
man with lady: it goes to SUTON

question: does LONDON BRIDGE STATION n SUTON sounds alike?

mai engrish bery blad??

posted by princess @ 5:13 AM